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You're now married to the protagonist of the last game you played. How's your married life?

Sailorpizza

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You're now married to the protagonist of the last game you played. How's your married life?

How would you as your avatar feel about being married to last played protagonist inside of your favorite video game's universe after some crazy hangover with a bunch of reality wrapping imps.?
 

Lerticus

Senile Old Coot
I am actually married to Commander Joseph "Uncle Joe" Stalin, of the BattleMech company called Trotsky's Head Hunters?

My current wife might be confused, but I am surprisingly fine with this. I know that I get a new Assault Mech for our anniversary, and how is that not the perfect gift?
 

Sailorpizza

Well-known member
I am actually married to Commander Joseph "Uncle Joe" Stalin, of the BattleMech company called Trotsky's Head Hunters?

My current wife might be confused, but I am surprisingly fine with this. I know that I get a new Assault Mech for our anniversary, and how is that not the perfect gift?
That's cool and what would you do with Assault Mech in RL now?
 

Mark Poe

The majestic cock
Author
Last game I played was victoria: revolutions , so I'm married to a country? Doesn't that just make me an ultranationalist then?
 

Salbazier

Well-known member
The last game I played is Stellaris. I forgot was it empress, or emperor on my last saved?

If empress > Milk the perks and cope with the downsides as much as possible I guess?
If emperor > sue for divorce, I'm straight. ...If not possible (because authoritarian emperor and their harem)... aksfor [insert number]somes? (after all there's need for some heirs)

Either way, demand for some big fat dower/alimony
 

Sailorpizza

Well-known member
The last game I played is Stellaris. I forgot was it empress, or emperor on my last saved?

If empress > Milk the perks and cope with the downsides as much as possible I guess?
If emperor > sue for divorce, I'm straight. ...If not possible (because authoritarian emperor and their harem)... aksfor [insert number]somes? (after all there's need for some heirs)

Either way, demand for some big fat dower/alimony
Last saved
 

ScreenXSurfer

Ain't no bitch who can do it like me
Probably dead by now. A lawful evil wizard that ruled her domain with bureaucracy and corruption? Yeah not good for me.
 

Phalanx

Well-known member
Great... I just got wed to 9S from Nier Automata.

As for my married life... it's going to be... interesting. Am I a human in this setting? Am I an android... sort of an important detail... still at the end of the day I just got hitched to a white-haired nerd who dresses like a schoolboy.

"Hello, is this my divorce lawyer?"
 

Jaggerain

The Under-Empire grows digital, yes-yes.
Played Total War: Warhammer 2 Mortal Empires.

Picked Dark Elf faction.

Leader is Crone Hellebron.

Pro(s):
Long-lived.
Beautiful.
Can be joyous at times.
Knows Statecraft.
Knows Warcraft.
Runs a prosperous City-State/Province.
Probably could have someone teach me magic or physically train me herself.
Once attached to me would probably mean it.
Probably kinky. (Pro?)
I NTR'd a eldar god of all things.

Con(s):
Long life and beauty are sustained by debuached ritual which requires wanton and depraved murder of slaves.
If she doesn't do the ritual she becomes haggard and bitter.
Her Statecraft can be considered cruel at the best of times.
Wages war...a lot.
Said prosperous province is full of cruel dark elves and broken slaves.
Said Magic isnt nice and physical training would seem similar to torture.
Would easily get immensely jealous at times.
Probably kinky (con?)
I NTR'D FREAKING KHAINE!
 

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