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Useless Superpowers you would like to have.

Lord Inquisitor Adornable

The Community Outreach Mod
The ability to generate my own high speed WiFi.
 

Lord Inquisitor Adornable

The Community Outreach Mod
The ability to know jokes that will always be a hit
 

Lord Inquisitor Adornable

The Community Outreach Mod
The ability to know exactly how to best insult someone whether in person or on the internet.
I didn't know being Rufus Shinra was a super power.
 

IndyFront

Superorganism
Author
The ability to always have fragrant breath and flatulence.
 

IndyFront

Superorganism
Author
The ability to instantly have a coffee of my preference in my hand at any time I want
 

t-dugong

Beach bum, Esq.
The ability to always have fragrant breath and flatulence.
Huh, I remember just about every heroine in my grandma's stories having this exact ability. Heck, even their stools are flower-flagrant.

Me personally, the ability to always have the amount of money and some change to buy something in my pockets.
 

Inspector Hammer

I ♥ VIOLENCE
Having a telepathic broadcast ability. Like I can walk into a room and everyone hears in their heads what I think they should hear.

Pretty much the ability to impress having a theme song onto the general public.
 

t-dugong

Beach bum, Esq.
That's just the shampoo's power. Aquaman is joke-tier trash again confirmed.
No, Aquaman eats Herbal Essences shampoo and condtioner. His body then releases both periodically to maintain his lustrous hair. In fact, all nobleborn and common Atlantean share that power.

So, Aquaman redeemed to top tier superhero, again.
 

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