The avatar running battle thread (and shenanigans! [Yes @Lerticus, I changed the title])

[Lerticus]

*points and laughs from luxury fortified space station at the solitary dugong "army" on wasteland planet*

 

[t-dugong]

*Begins cosplaying Mad Max*

The world is ours, fellow dugongs!

 

[Alias]

*Bunnos from their fortress cities wonder when the dugongs went crazy*

 

[Lerticus]

I think the dugong has been drinking all the seawater again.

Or maybe the freshwater.

Or the rum.

Whichever one makes dugong go mad.

 

[t-dugong]

*Have elected self Chief High Muckety-muck, Immortan Dugong!*

The earth is ours, my fellow dugongs! No more bears, no more bunnos, no more doggos!

Hi-iya-ya!!

*Does the Pillarstodes dance*

 

[Lerticus]

*bear spores feed upon chaos bomb energy*

Soon. The giga-swarm will rise!

 

[Eliar]

*Arf!?*

*Wonders what all the sea cows do on land*

*Throws pails of water on the dehydrated and halucinating dugongs*

 

[t-dugong]

*after months a month of Doin' Nothin, a refreshed dugong army rises again to survey its lands*

Victory! The world is ours!

*Begins mega party!*

 

[Alias]

*When the Dugong were distracted the Bunnos rapidly overran much of their lands and resuming the war* Nope.

 

[Lerticus]

*after months a month of Doin' Nothin, a refreshed dugong army rises again to survey its lands*

Victory! The world is ours!

*Begins mega party!*

*bear spores burst*

The giga-swarm rises!

*drinks all the booze at the mega party and eats all the food*

Hibernating is hungry work.

 

[t-dugong]

Nuuu! My party food!

*Swears vengeance to interlopers*

Dugong army! Unleash hell!

*Starts shooting at anything non-dugong indriscriminately*

 

[Lerticus]

*eats shooty things*

Bear swarm hungers!

 

[Eliar]

 

[t-dugong]

*looks at helpful poster*

"Hello bear swarm! Shall I tell everyone how you love durian, was a successful entrapeneur during your younger days and you actually prefer lemonade to vodka?"

*Also pokes bear swarm in the eyes and flick their noses*

*For bunnos, throw gas bombs at them*

 

[Alias]

*Bunnos are prepared for dugong attack. Bunnies also launch missile strikes on the dugongs* : p

 

[t-dugong]

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*Bunnos are prepared for dugong attack. Bunnies also launch missile strikes on the dugongs* : p

*Dugong air traffic controllers re-directs missile strikes towards the doggos*

 

[Eliar]

Violence is not the answer!

Embarassing blackmail on the other hand...

 

[t-dugong]

Violence is not the answer!

Embarassing blackmail on the other hand...

Right!

*Prepares materials on doggo that showed when he was working with that vegan dog-food maker*

Like this?

 

[Alias]

*Bunnos use shrink rays on other factions and then place them in miniature houses and other buildings* 'w'

 

[t-dugong]

*dugong looks around, sees a lot of bunnos' toys like Barbie dolls, GI Joe and other robots*

Ai has an ideuh!



Hattack the bunniehs, the doggo and the bear!

Mwahahaha!