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The avatar running battle thread (and shenanigans! [Yes @Lerticus, I changed the title])

t-dugong

Beach bum, Esq.
Inspired by a three-way avatar battle between @t-dugong, @Alias and @Lerticus, I @t-dugong would like to propose a neverending, free for all avatar battle (and shennanigans!) where all is free to join and everyone is the winner.

Rules, what little they are boils to this:
• stick with one representative species
• no generic humans allowed (specific characters are the exception to the rule)
• be as silly as you want to be, this is for FUN! That is an order!!
• be aware that rules can be amended by consensus, majority agreement or if said change meets the requirements of the Rule of Funny
 
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t-dugong

Beach bum, Esq.
*dugong surveys the odd place he finds himself, sees big ass sign that reads, 'Welcome to Battleworld'*

"In the name of cuteness and marine mammals everywhere, I claim this world in the name of Dugongium!"
 

t-dugong

Beach bum, Esq.
*dugong whistles and wait*

[Summoning: Wild horde of sea mammals!]

"DENIED! This is not a democracy! This. Is. Dugongium!"

*Wild cheer from sea mammal horde*
 

Lerticus

Senile Old Coot
Communism
"BUREAUCRATS! ASSEMBLE!"

*files 8,312 forms of official protest*

"As everyone can see, Dugongium is not formally recognized by any associate members of the Assembly! As such is the case, the Assembly has ratified Bill J-717 which officially sanctions this rogue nation! Sea mammals who have affiliated themselves with Dugongium must now apply for visas or be summarily evicted from the land and coastal areas of any nation of the Assembly! Which is all of the nations, because Dugongium does not exist, Bill J-717 says so."
 

Eliar

Well-known member
*Looks around in confusion*

"Arf? Where is that cowboy?"

*Summons Rantanplan swarm*

*Promptly gets lost and the place is covered in confused dogs*
 

t-dugong

Beach bum, Esq.
"You vex me, Obamabear!"

*Dugong press red button*

[All sea mammals froze, then transforms into into Cute Soldier Sailor/Tuxedo sea mammals]

"Defend Dugongium with your life, fellow sea mammals! Until all is one! Attack!"
 

Eliar

Well-known member
*Confusion deepens*

*Dog swarm, swarms around sniffing at the ground, the sky, the trees, at dugongs butt, down commiebear's throat, under rocks and lakes*

*No cowboy found!*
 

t-dugong

Beach bum, Esq.
*dugong special operative Codename: Rhinestone transforms*

🎶"Like a rhinestone cowboy!"🎶

*Rhinestone cowboy dugong leads confused dogs to enemy Obamabears line*

Mwahaha! Ha! 😈
 

Alias

Bean Daddy
Moderator
*Suddenly the bunny known as Alias appears and looks around confused. See's wild bunnies hopping around or laying in the grass and points at them*

You buns! You will be the foundation of a new bunny empire!

*Wild bunnies shrug and very quickly a new bunny empire is founded, nearby lands and bunny tribes conquered and begins to rapidly industrialize in a ridiculously short time*

Will sell weapons to everybody and anybody!
 

Lerticus

Senile Old Coot
Communism
"Hey! Is that Beyonce!?"

*releases paparazzi on tuxedo sea mammals; sea mammals are blinded by the flash photography*

*sneaks past the horde and plants flag behind dugong*

"No Dugongium here! Only North Lertistan! Assembly Bill J-723 has recognized the boundaries and declared the sea mammal horde a terrorist organization under the command of the nefarious Osama Du Gong!"
 

Eliar

Well-known member
*Dog swarm bewildered and divided*

*Some follow the strange tuxedo sea lions, some ride the weird bears, others frolick with the gun totting bunnies*

*Lick? Lick!*

*Starts liking everything and everyone!*

 

Lerticus

Senile Old Coot
Communism
*commando bears sprinkle MSG and other flavor-enhancers on terrorist dugong then relocate to FOB to prepare for next deployment*
 

t-dugong

Beach bum, Esq.
*dugong watches as confuso-doggo swarm followed the missile all the way to bear-rebel base*

*Eats sloppy joe*

Mwahaha! Ha!
 

Lerticus

Senile Old Coot
Communism
*cosmonaut bears engage teleporters and relocate base*

"This is a terrible attack upon an Assembly nation! We must join forces, buy weapons from the bunnies, and retaliate! Mere sanctions are not enough!"
 

Alias

Bean Daddy
Moderator
*Bunnies increase production of weapons at the Funny Bunny Factory to meet the increase in demand*
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*Elsewhere the bunnies continue their expansion into the lands of hostile bunny nations using overwhelming fire power but meeting great resistance*

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For the glory of the Bunny Empire!

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t-dugong

Beach bum, Esq.
*dugong army inject serum just before the missile struck*

"Let the gamma rays and The Hulkoformer serum combine!"

*Dugong army gets +7 powerup as Hulkadugongs!*

"Whatcha gonna do, when the Hulkadugongs runs wild on you, brotha!"

 

Lerticus

Senile Old Coot
Communism
"Hulkadugongs! We will break your backs, and make you humble!" says the Polar Bear Chic Sheik, as he leads the Second Polar Brigade.
 

t-dugong

Beach bum, Esq.
*hulkadugong throw Doggo Dugan with their trusty bone by four to rumble with the Polar Bear Sheik*

*Hulkadugongs use Ax-Bomber running lariat on the Bear Brigade*
 
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