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Should i join ICE?

Sarcobite

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So as i apporach adulthood ive been thinking of possible jobs. Government jobs are on the table and ive been thinking of ICE. Maybe its my memetic chaotic nature telling me this, but im genueinly intrested. So should i consider signing up for ICE?
 

Sarcobite

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Nah. They are the heroes of the modern day and you do not have the makings of a hero.
And what, pray tell are these makings of a modern day hero?
 

Horton

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So as i apporach adulthood ive been thinking of possible jobs. Government jobs are on the table and ive been thinking of ICE. Maybe its my memetic chaotic nature telling me this, but im genueinly intrested. So should i consider signing up for ICE?
I read that as "ISIS" then, I was relieved as then I;d have had to remove you for promoting terrorism.
 

Sarcobite

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Sarcobite

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Does locking up small children in prison and letting them die make you feel like a big man? Does deporting citizens get you half-mast or higher?

If the answer to these questions are 'yes' you just might have what it takes!
But dont you support gulags? You might just be a modern day hero.
 

Sarcobite

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Skin color does not make one deserve the gulag. Being wrongbad makes one deserve the gulag.

Subtle but large difference.
Wrongbad lololololol. How sactimonious.
 

Diablo21

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Most federal level law enforcement requires a Bachelors degree from a university and/or several years of experience at a municipal or state level department.

That or get anothet job elsewhere at the federal level and transfer later, which again could take years. I actually looked at the Border Patrol years ago. Only problem around the time I was looking, had I accepted, I would have ended up in North Dakota for at least 5 years.
 

Mark Poe

The majestic cock
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As with all potential job evaluations, you should consider whether the job is decent paying and stable.

Speaking of which, did the shutdown affect ICE at all? Were any of their personnel furloughed?
 

Yesman

Not-Hostile Robot Caretaker
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As with all potential job evaluations, you should consider whether the job is decent paying and stable.

Speaking of which, did the shutdown affect ICE at all? Were any of their personnel furloughed?
Yes, and lots. One of the ironies of the situation was that fighting for a wall that was supposed to help border security ended up hurting border security.
 
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KeresAcheron

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I'm not sure what's sufficiently different about ICE than ISIS to not count as a terrorist organization, they're both roving packs of murderous xenophobes only out to terrorize and brutalize innocent people.
State Sanction?
 

Sarcobite

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I'm not sure what's sufficiently different about ICE than ISIS to not count as a terrorist organization, they're both roving packs of murderous xenophobes only out to terrorize and brutalize innocent people.
Excuse me? When has ICE ever

A. Bombed poupulation centers
B. Burned people alive, thrown them off of rooftops, etc.
C invaded other countries with the intent to make an islamic state.

Explain yourself, because your statement is either trolling, pure ignorance, or your SJW kool -aid has REALLY twisted your world view.
 

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