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sneakykitten

Ninja Life 4Ever?
Author
"Like, this is so 2015."

"I never worry, life is a journey, I just wanna enjoy the ride."

"Wanna come back to my place and eat some cantaloupe?"
 

Aaron Fox

SB's Minor Junker Descendant and Hunter of Nazis
Author
"Or shall we discuss the time you challenged that lieutenant to a drinking contest and end up stripping down to your luminescent frog shorts..."

BIG FAT EDIT: If you know where this came from, you'll get an internet cookie. ;)
 
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Yesman

Not-Hostile Robot Caretaker
Author
In "Project Hush", the US Army sends a team to establish a small super-secret base on the Moon. As they dig in, they discover to their surprise and horror there's already a similar camouflaged base not far away. Are they Russians, Chinese, Martians? Worse — it's the US Navy

Has this happened before @LCDR Stormwalker ?
 

LCDR Stormwalker

The Normie.
In "Project Hush", the US Army sends a team to establish a small super-secret base on the Moon. As they dig in, they discover to their surprise and horror there's already a similar camouflaged base not far away. Are they Russians, Chinese, Martians? Worse — it's the US Navy

Has this happened before @LCDR Stormwalker ?
I can neither confirm nor deny that this has ever happened.

Although that reminds me of this:

 

Yesman

Not-Hostile Robot Caretaker
Author
“Manage Oliver’s blood sugar levels or he will die!”.

OR

“Manage Oliver’s blood sugar levels or he will start insulting the locals on sight”.
 

sneakykitten

Ninja Life 4Ever?
Author
"*she takes out her chewing gum and hands it to her friend* Can you hold this?"

"*she holds a bird* Aww, he's cute. Now let's kill him, right?"

"The Fool is powerful because it is a blank slate and can become anything."

"If you need help, call me and I will come."

"You are not alone."
 

Habstab

Master of the Stab
Author
I need my brain back.

Do you? You seem fine without it.

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Why, of course you can. I am well-versed in the Science of sharing. {To himself, happy}Well, when not chemmed out of my sphere.

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The ghosts aren't real? That changes everything. Why, I can save my computing power for other perceptual unpossibilities.

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You and your Brain are quite alike, I'm sure it knows the raisins better than I do.

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...your brain could be popped back in and you could walk right out of here. Can't have brains moving around of their own volition
 

t-dugong

Beach bum, Esq.
I need my brain back.

Do you? You seem fine without it.

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Why, of course you can. I am well-versed in the Science of sharing. {To himself, happy}Well, when not chemmed out of my sphere.

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The ghosts aren't real? That changes everything. Why, I can save my computing power for other perceptual unpossibilities.

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You and your Brain are quite alike, I'm sure it knows the raisins better than I do.

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...your brain could be popped back in and you could walk right out of here. Can't have brains moving around of their own volition
Huh, Old World Blues dialogue.
 

Yesman

Not-Hostile Robot Caretaker
Author
“Hey do you want a vegan latte?”

“Yeah sure bev.”

“Uuuh what milk is this?”

“Vegan milk?”

“What, soy?”

“I milked a vegan.”
 

LCDR Stormwalker

The Normie.
“Nothing is impossible. Anything can be accomplished with proper preparations and planning" -Ponce de Leon

Real question is.... who will get the joke in this quote?
 
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