"Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents?"
"I'm running out of vaginas."
"God, you fucking dullards. You khaki clad chads."
"I'm talking about memes! Digital War!"
"Your penis is a weapon. You must ejaculate in a woman"
"I put my wife in a headlock, so fuckin' what."
"It was at the dog's insistence, not at all for my pleasure"
"This is not autism. It is trial and error."
"I never planned to go to Spain anyway, JB porn is illegal there."
"I have doxxed people though, including an autistic 8-year-old who really fucking deserved it."
"I think this is the only site where you can get drunken prank called by a mod and then banned for getting mad."
"I have a picture of a bee vagina, if anyone's interested."
"Nobody wants to hire an anxiety-prone lesbian transwoman whose Google Search shows a sex doll-humping gif and my bare behind sitting on an $11 cake."
"MY MOM MAKES BAD PUSSY DECISIONS"
"So, I might have a girlfriend. She's 24. We met at psychiatric intake."
"If I want to make fun of a weird person, all I need to do is look in the mirror and laugh."
"God can go anywhere! Even Canada!"
"When i was twelve my sister was thirteen, i tricked her into losing her virginity to a dog"
"Ugh my vagoominah hurts."