>> BB BARBACOA DOBLE CARA> I am a dancing Queen~
>> BB BARACO> You can dance~
>> BB BARBARA> You can jive~
>> CA FANTASTICA> Having the time of your liiife~
>> CA ADOBO> Collecting welfare cheeeckss~
*skirrch*
:: record stop::
...
:: mass disapproving stares::
>> CA ADOBO> What?
>> CA ADOBO> That's MY ideal life, is all I'm saying.
>> BB BARACO> What about your bloodlust?
>> CA ADODO> *grins*
>> CA ADODO> I AM THE PO-LICE!!!
>> CA ADODO> *makes finger guns*
>> BB BARACO> *cracks knuckles*
>> BB BARACO> Someone's angling for an early retirement.
Go forth and inconvenience the British with my blessing.
Ah. Now I remember that the reason we're solvent is that we put all our capital ships in mothballs.
>> CA ADOBO> SO YOU WERE THE WELFARE QUEEN ALL ALONG!
>> BB BARACO> *punches face*
>> CA ADOBO> th-
>> CA ADOBO> THIS FIST IS SOCIALIIIISM!
>> BB BARACO> TASTE THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW!
*wha-pow*
So we don't lose the elite training of our crews, I'm putting our best ships in reserve status.
BB BARACO taking it easy in the Mediterranean.
BB BARBARA is resting in Spanish docks.
CA ADONTBE also deserves a breather.
>> BB BARBARA> *head in towel*
>> BB BARBARA> *cucumbers over eyes*
>> CA ADONTBE> This spa is so nice.
>> BB BARBARA> We don't call these the 'repair baths'. Beauty like ours
takes effort to maintain.
>> BB BARBARA> This is
money laundering funds well spent.
ADOBO, go back to working like a dog.
You mad bote have used up all your sick days in well advance.
I am not paying for your asylum vacation.
>> CA ADOBO> Just because I'm a tomboy doesn't mean I don't want to be pampered toooo...~!
>> CA ADOBO> Unfair.
>> BB BARACO> *snaps leash*
>> BB BARACO> *smiles threateningly*
>> CA ADOBO> ... Fine.
>> CA ADOBO> Imma go 'collect taxes' to fund your time offs.
>> CA ADOBO> *mutters angrily while sailing off*
Meanwhile, in the Caribbean:
>> CA LECHON> Where's all the rum gone?
>> CA FANTASTICA> What happened to all my cigars?!!!