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  1. Lerticus

    No. You isn't. You is the Yeezy of the East.

    No. You isn't. You is the Yeezy of the East.
  2. Lerticus

    American 2020 Presidential Primary

    Such an inferior language.
  3. Lerticus

    PLAN 70th Anniversery disasterously derailed by bad weather

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beijing_Weather_Modification_Office https://www.forbes.com/sites/trevornace/2018/05/10/china-is-launching-a-massive-weather-control-machine-the-size-of-alaska/#4f03afc63155 US can only make it rain with a cash gun filled with singles.
  4. Lerticus

    American 2020 Presidential Primary

    I drink your couth! I drink it up!
  5. Lerticus

    The Trump-Russia Investigation Thread: Mueller Goes Terminator Edition

    Prove it. Chess won the 2016 election for Russia. They undermined and exploited the US system. In return there was nothing but some worthless sanctions, and now more nations find Russia to be a better known quantity and more trustworthy than the US. I would rely on the methodology that has...
  6. Lerticus

    The Trump-Russia Investigation Thread: Mueller Goes Terminator Edition

    No. I am Cossack, everything is chess.
  7. Lerticus

    The Trump-Russia Investigation Thread: Mueller Goes Terminator Edition

    On the other hand, they could instead make it a bill with intent to impeach, namely to authorize full impeachment proceedings. Mitch would absolutely refuse to let it come to a vote, and that would be a springboard onto a 2020 campaign strategy. Basically, every Republican has been enabling...
  8. Lerticus

    Good for you. You did it all by yourself, like a big boy. I TOLD YOU I COULD MAKE HIM DO IT. HE...

    Good for you. You did it all by yourself, like a big boy. I TOLD YOU I COULD MAKE HIM DO IT. HE KNOWS NOTHING OF THIS MANIPULATION? FASCINATING! YES, MASTER THE MIND AND YOU CAN MASTER MAN. THE PLAN IS IN MOTION, NONE CAN STOP IT.
  9. Lerticus

    The Trump-Russia Investigation Thread: Mueller Goes Terminator Edition

    It might prevent some Luddites from scorning technology and printing out the freely available searchable pdfs on their own. Yes, that is technology. Modern Luddites are not very bright. Especially if they are willing to pay money for something they can get for free. The 7$ Kindle electronic...
  10. Lerticus

    *readies shotgun*

    *readies shotgun*
  11. Lerticus

    Searching with a random animal generator gave the first result of "Flamingo". Be a fantastic...

    Searching with a random animal generator gave the first result of "Flamingo". Be a fantastic fabulous flamingo!
  12. Lerticus

    Don't be a cat!

    Don't be a cat!
  13. Lerticus

    Gamma radiation makes green. Beware. Horton smash good.

    Gamma radiation makes green. Beware. Horton smash good.
  14. Lerticus

    Is Carpathian were-dolphin. Very rare. Very mischievous. Dangerous.

    Is Carpathian were-dolphin. Very rare. Very mischievous. Dangerous.
  15. Lerticus

    I performed rigorous scientific tests. NOT a true cat. :mad:

    I performed rigorous scientific tests. NOT a true cat. :mad:
  16. Lerticus

    The Trump-Russia Investigation Thread: Mueller Goes Terminator Edition

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  17. Lerticus

    The Trump-Russia Investigation Thread: Mueller Goes Terminator Edition

    Why would he warn over post-Brexit trade? I'm fairly certain that they will be dragging out that little play long after the President-for-Life is gone.
  18. Lerticus

    The Trump-Russia Investigation Thread: Mueller Goes Terminator Edition

    President-for Life will pardon himself!? He said he could, but to actually do it! 😮
  19. Lerticus

    The Trump-Russia Investigation Thread: Mueller Goes Terminator Edition

    https://www.politico.com/story/2019/04/18/democrats-impeachment-mueller-trump-1282488 Well, I guess he really is above the law. So sad. Maybe next election (if it also doesn't get corrupted by the GOP+Russia+whoever).
  20. Lerticus

    The Trump-Russia Investigation Thread: Mueller Goes Terminator Edition

    EDIT: https://www.cnet.com/news/hbo-requests-trump-stop-using-game-of-thrones-memes-for-political-purposes/ Man does not learn. Nor does his Twitter team. EDIT2: https://www.engadget.com/2019/04/18/mueller-report-russia-ira-social-media-facebook-twitter-trump/ Active Measures! *takes a shot*
  21. Lerticus

    The Trump-Russia Investigation Thread: Mueller Goes Terminator Edition

    Junior is too dumb to know that conspiring with a foreign hostile nation is wrong.
  22. Lerticus

    The Trump-Russia Investigation Thread: Mueller Goes Terminator Edition
    Threadmarks Mueller Criminal Report, well, Report Day

    OK, so we have Report Day. Begin with Barr having a conference repeatedly defending Trumpie, and claiming that he did nothing wrong. Despite being completely exonerated, the White House will be releasing a 35ish page counter-report. Finally, the redacted report gets released. Public gets to see...
  23. Lerticus

    American 2020 Presidential Primary

    The strength is that they are vocal. Obama had the anti-racists out in force to shout down the racists, so everyone followed the loudest voices. Trumpie had those racists out, but no one was going to shout them down over the most hated woman in 'Murican politics. Pete could pull in a lot of...
  24. Lerticus

    I FEEL LIKE MEXICAN FOOD. IS THAT RACIST!? NO, I DON'T THINK SO. I THINK I COULD EAT ANYONE FROM...

    I FEEL LIKE MEXICAN FOOD. IS THAT RACIST!? NO, I DON'T THINK SO. I THINK I COULD EAT ANYONE FROM BELOW THE 28TH PARALLEL NORTH. MAYBE THE 26TH, JUST TO AVOID CATCHING 'MURICA DISEASE.
  25. Lerticus

    I LIKE THIS ONE. SEND HIM TO THE GULAG LAST. BY YOUR COMMAND. I WONDER IF HE GETS THAT...

    I LIKE THIS ONE. SEND HIM TO THE GULAG LAST. BY YOUR COMMAND. I WONDER IF HE GETS THAT REFERENCE. NO. I AM NOT GOING TO ASK.

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