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Apparantly I don't deserve anything good in my life, will never be successful and have the morals of a cannibal, because I ate zebra meat.
And people still tell me that I shouldn't hate my sister. Ha...ha...ha...
*Munches on a Berliner* I love the fact that we named a pastry after the citizens of our own capital. (Of course this name is only/mostly used in southern Germany)
Fresh orange juice is pretty damn good, but do you know what's better? Fresh orange juice with rum, while sitting in a lecture about economics and finally understanding that stuff.
You know that feeling when you're just scrolling through a thread and random phrases or word combinations just stand out to you? It's hilarious. Here's an example: "Dinosaur Jesus"
People do not appreciate the relaxing qualities of Sundays anymore.
I was almost plastered across some guys car, because he thought it would be a good idea to drive down my street with about 80-90 km/h.