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Spray-painted polar bear alarms wildlife experts
Footage of a bear inscribed with "T-34" - the name of an iconic Soviet tank - is shared in Russia.
www.bbc.com
Shame on you Lerticus!
Whatever did the poor animal do to deserve that!?
Fucking sh-
Russian candy has booze in it.
Russian candy has booze in it.
I bought a couple of different chocolate bars from a local russian store and they both tasted of high grade alcohol. I was almost drunk the moment I finished em.
Why doesn't anyone TELL me these things!?
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How are you Lerticus? 'w'
102 years of remembrance and counting.
> Still have not posted on Twitter
> Now have a second follower after years of having none
> This one is a verified account
> ...of a UN representative
> Damn, I'm special with my account with a fake identity that I use only to check news feeds and some sassy political commentary
>
> I have my first Twitter follower!
> I have no posts on Twitter
>
*Bunnies begin planting vodka trees here* 'w'
Can confirm. Getting used to eating from a bowl is hard and messy.
Build a man a fire, and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. - Ghandi, probably
Auto-brewery syndrome: Teetotal Teesville man can't stay sober as everything he eats turns to alcohol
Everything Matthew Hogg eats turns to alcohol so powerful he suffers hangovers and it has left him battling chronic alcohol-poisoning and liver diseasewww.gazettelive.co.uk
@Lerticus? Is that you?
Aaah! Now it's a square! Will this change madness ever end!? *clutches chest*
Aaaaaah! Change!
Some people say to remember 1984 because of the dangers of government overreach.
I say to remember it because Footloose came out.
In it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that dancing, well...it's the greatest thing there is.
Never rub another mans rhubarb.
Oh, thank the Gods. Canada is still sane and rejected the climate change deniers with a Liberal minority.
I don't drink... wine.
*refills tankard of vodka*
Every ninja movie:
Ninja appears and kicks some ass. Observers are fucking idiots and ask "what was that!?". Random person who is probably also a ninja gives an explanation of what a ninja is (in that movie; explanations differ). Everybody oohs and aahs.
Lert's ninja movie:
"Oh, look! That guy is dressed like a ninja!"
*Puts a giant bottle of vodka under a box held up by a stick and a sign with FREE BOOZE right next to it*
*gives gulags*
Back in black, I hit the sack. I've been too long, I'm glad to be back.
Yes, I'm let loose from the noose that's kept me hanging about.
I've been looking at the sky
'cause it's gettin' me high. Forget the hearse 'cause I never die.
I got nine lives, cat's eyes, abusin' every one of them and running wild.
That moment when you realize that 40k is a story about a heroic communist revolutionary looking to elevate humanity to his level and in so doing create a stateless and classless utopian society where social status and wealth is irrelevant in the face of everyone being psionic demigods but was struck down by cruel Bourgeois oppressors who wanted to hoard the power of the Immaterium for themselves. -
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