Lerticus

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  Lerticus

• Wednesday at 3:22 PM

Oh, great. People decided that the best way to deal with the 398 curse was to open the gateways to who-knows-where. Now we are doomed. Hope y'all are happy.

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  Lerticus

• Sunday at 10:26 PM

I bench press T-34.
Can Oprah bench press T-34?
No. No, she can not.
Weak!

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  Lerticus

• Jan 11, 2019

Keeper of the secret method to use the three seashells.

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  Lerticus

• Dec 29, 2018

Needs more vodka.

Always needs more vodka.

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  Lerticus

• Dec 26, 2018

Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue, Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!

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  Habstab

• Dec 10, 2018

*Drops Vodka off for Lerticus*

I'm not even sure where I got all of this...

Anywho, how's it going?

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  Habstab

• Dec 8, 2018

Hello there! How's it going?

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  Lerticus

• Dec 7, 2018

You get another chance, FiC. SB just burned its last one.

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  Lerticus

• Nov 1, 2018

Vodka expert emeritus.

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  Lerticus

• Oct 13, 2018

Bor Gullet will know the truth!

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  Lerticus

• Oct 11, 2018

Profile posts on the main page is weird.

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  Yesman

• Sep 25, 2018

Let us send more criminals to the Detention Camps comrade!

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  Wakko

• Sep 18, 2018

Welcome man! Good to see you here.

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  Alias

• Sep 18, 2018

So what brought you to our little site? 'w'

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  Lerticus

• Sep 18, 2018

I came to eat souls and kick bubblegum, and I'm all out of kicks.