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  • Hello! How are you?
    Inspector Hammer
    Inspector Hammer
    I'm a public servant, t-dugong. You have no reason to fear me, unless you are committing crimes.

    Although my department-mandated therapist tells me that criminals are supposed to fear apprehension and prosecution, not 'me' per se.

    I tell you, things have changed, and everybody's trying to take the fun out of this job.
    t-dugong
    t-dugong
    There, there....everything will be better. Cookies?🥨🥠🍪🍩
    Inspector Hammer
    Inspector Hammer
    Well...now that you mention, I would like a cookie. Thank you, t-dugong, you're all right by me.

    Just don't commit crimes. I'd hate to have to arrest you.

    I'd still do it, but I'd hate to have to.

    Please, help yourself to the coffee. It's not very good, but it is strong.
    who on SB? :p
    Inspector Hammer
    Inspector Hammer
    Lol, I should have just said "Yeah, I'm totally Fuzzy Modem! I'm posting from prison, where I'm teaching the inmates feminism!" But if I wanted people to know who I am on SB/SV I'd have some sort of reference to it displayed proudly. Given the way that the sites are cross-pollinated I figure it can't hurt to have a touch of compartmentalization. Just in case I say some really offensive shit. Or, just decide to burn an account in a firestorm of pornography.
    Horton
    Horton
    best bet if you were to do that is NC-17 fanfics involving the admins of the site in question

    (I never said anything!)
    Inspector Hammer
    Inspector Hammer
    I might do that. I read the one what got...I don't know, whoever it was banned from SB. (I think it was Erwin_Pommel maybe that shared it with me on the FiC Discord). I thought "This is pedestrian. I could write better erotica than that."

    So I'd have to really polish it up, and then get ready - because it would get posted along with a lot of explicit .gifs in a lot of threads. That would be 'Dropping the Hammer' of sexy carpetbombing.
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